Yikes… Schecter & Vivid Team Up On Porn Star Guitar Line

Mon, Feb 26, 2007

Vivid Schecter Porn Star GuitarIn a move that’s sure to excite a million gangly teenage boys, Schecter Guitar Research and adult entertainment behemoth Vivid have apparently teamed up to produce Vivid Guitars––the first line of officially licensed instruments to carry graphics of Vivid’s most popular adult stars.

The guitars, which are part of Schecter’s popular Tempest line, are notable for their metallic black finish adorned with custom graphics of the scantily-clad ladies (currently Briana Banks & Stefani Morgan,) and feature a maple neck with 24.75“ scale length, rosewood fingerboard with Vivid logo at the 12th fret, and a white bound body & headstock.

Hardware is to include a pair of Schecter’s Alnico Plus humbuckers, dual volume & single tone controls with coil-tapping, 3-way pickup switching, custom Schecter tuning machines, and a tune-o-matic bridge with thru-body design. The Vivid Tempest will ship with a hard case, and is expected to sell for $899.

All ”wood“ jokes aside, talk about a waste of good mahogany…  Via [MusicGadgets]

Posted Under: Guitars, Music, Schecter

4 Comments For This Post

  1. JP Stratoblogster Says:

    Y’know, I was on Schecter’s myspace site and it was a real Ho-down lookin’ joint, and I ain’t talkin’ square dancers either. Surprised, this seems more First Actish than Schecter. Maybe they’re hurtin’ and this is a last ditch to stay afloat. Too bad, lots of good builders have been thru Schecter.

    Encouraged it comes with a hard case instead of just a soft one.

  2. Mike V. Says:

    Lord. How dumb. Not you, the guitars. Do they come with a free STD screening?

  3. Charles Says:

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  4. Cary Says:

    Hi Charles,

    Apparently your website is listed in someone’s database as a source of spam comments… anyways, my apologies if this is innacurrate––I know how annoying it is to leave a long comment only to have it disappear into the ether.

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    –C

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